if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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