yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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