I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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