I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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