Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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