Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
