People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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