Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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