i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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