Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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