Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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