I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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