Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
