David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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