she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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