Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So many bounce houses so little time
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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