Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
It's blow job season.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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