My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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