is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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