curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This is my gift to your gina
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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