SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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