The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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