In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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