So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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