have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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