i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You were trust falling into bushes
Your penis caused this!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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