How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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