can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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