are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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