So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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