I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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