omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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