What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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