who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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