Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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