it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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