What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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