Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
