Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I bet he comes in French.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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