You're so nebulous sometimes
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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