Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
