Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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