got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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