Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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