The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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