I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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