Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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