the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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