Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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