I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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